i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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