The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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