I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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