Three words: puerto rican gang bang
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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