Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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