We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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