You drinking a lot?
No.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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