Got a toothbrush?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You can't special order awesome
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
