My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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