youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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