just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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