OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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