party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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