What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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