Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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