therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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