i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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