that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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