Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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