I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Randomize