I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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