Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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