I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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