Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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