It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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