I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?