I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this