Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell