tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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