hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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