dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Randomize
