I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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