Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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