It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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