if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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