He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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