I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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