Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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