it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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