I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He felt like a one man threesome
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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course