Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.