Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So gin and wine won't be happening again
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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