we're blogging at a bar
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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