Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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