Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
