The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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