He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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