I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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