that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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