I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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