A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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