Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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