To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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