You're completely useless in the revolution.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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