Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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