Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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